Friday, March 20, 2009

Douchebag of the Week: Joe the Plumber is Horny



Yes, he really said that. It's like he is trying hard to earn the prestigious accolade of "Douche Bag of the Year again". A bit of advice Joe, you should avoid telling conservatives you are horny, especially considering half of them are christian literalists. You see, just having impure thoughts is just as much a sin executing them. Really, the J-man said so. And it might give them the wrong idea like you are a secret hedonist or worse yet a secret liberal... because you know that is all they think about is sex. Straight sex, gay sex, bi sex, drug induced sex, flag burning and communism.

Also, people in general might cringe at that thought of you being horny because, well it implies you have genitals... So basically what I am saying is don't go there.

You've... You've earned it.

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