And then we have the sticker to the right of the feigned outrage... Let me ask you a question. Why would you need to run away after sex? Think about it.
Did you sleep with someone else's wife?
Did you force yourself on a woman and need to flee?
Did you sleep with the farmer's underage daughter and he's pursuing you with a shotgun?
Were you having anonymous gay sex at a rest stop when the cops busted the soirée?
Seriously, does the altitude of your hypocritical high horse impair your sense irony, or does it just give you a nose bleed?