This is a cult. Not a religion. Give yourself the douche bag of the week.
Thank you for nominating me for the "Douche Bag of Week" award. I appreciate your clarity on the subject. You are correct to identify my off the cuff remark regarding a need for more ole timey religion is clearly more foolish than the self implicating photo of the Pizza Hut guy's car and license plate. Unfortunately, were I to award myself this prestigious accolade it might be considered a conflict of interest on my part, so I am going to have to respectfully decline. Please don't think that your courageous attempt of anonymously rebuking me on my own blog will go without merit, it's just that I don't have an award in place to recognize such bravery. However, I do have a sheet of gold star stickers. I hope this will suffice.