Everytime I turn on the boob tube or listen to the radio I hear or see a Mc Donald's commercial that, for lack of better words, is completely fucking stupid!!! They are the worst ads and are down right insulting to anybody's intelligence and could make even Ghandhi want to stab the nearest bistander to death with a plastic spork. It is almost like they are trying to be lame. My friends and I were discussing this at a bar the other day while watching the Clipper game when it dawned on me: ever since the courts ruled Mc Donald's couldn't advertise to children they have been airing the stupidest commercials ever to hit this country since the Carl's Jr. ones... They are doing this on purpose!!! They are trying to punish us!!!
Think about it, who here on this planet doesn't know what Mc Donald's is? They have Mc Donald's everywhere, even in Butt Fuck Egypt, so why do they even need to advertise? They know we will go there and all they have to do is just remind us they exist so they really don't care about the quality of the ad or how clever it is. But if that were the case they could just flash an ad that said: "Eat at Mc Donald's." Instead they use the most obnoxious jingle they could find ("I'm loving [sh]it!") and plaster freeways with campy pictures of people on billboards for as far as the eye can see. Why do they do that when they could just show the food or offer incentives to go there? It is because they want us to suffer because we complained to the courts and took away a major staple of their business: our children.
Think about it.
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