Reprinted from the Not Buying It forum
Everytime I can't sleep or I am depressed I will watch Comedy Central into the wee hours of the morning. Usually this helps to cheer me up until paid programming comes on, and nine out of ten times it is for Girls Gone Wild.
Now maybe I am getting old, but this shit does more to annoy the fuck out of me than to encourage any blood flow to my penis. It is absolutely retarted. The guys who come up with these ideas should be shot and the jackasses who buy these videos should be castrated. It is so full of bullshit and I don't buy it for a minute that any of these college bimbos are first-timers, new to girl on girl action, and are anything other than some loose campus bitch.
Maybe it is because I can't stand the macheesmo of the guys who host it. Maybe it is because I have one iota of respect for women. Maybe it is because the games, the music, and themes to each of these "adventures" is absolutely stupid and unimaginative. Maybe it is because I can't stand to see some whore feign like she is shy when she agreed to come to this mysogenistic island in the first place. Maybe it is because I can get ten times more graphic porn off the Internet for free!!!
Or maybe I am just tired of seeing this damn paid advertisement over and over!!! What kind of douchebags are buying this? Have they not heard of Internet porn?!?
This is fucking stupid, and I am not buying it. Now if you excuse me, I am going to look up some porn on the Internet... for free!!!
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