My grandfather back in WW II

For those of you who personally know him, guess which one.

Senator Jon Kyle: "I don't need maternity care."

Wow you sexist son of a bitch!!! And people wonder why I think the Republican party has a huge problem with misogyny?

Congressman Trent Franks (R):Obama is Enemy of Humanity

"Obama's first act as president of any consequence, in the middle of a financial meltdown, was to send taxpayers' money overseas to pay for the killing of unborn children in other countries...there's almost nothing that you should be surprised at after that. We shouldn't be shocked that he does all these other insane things. A president that has lost his way that badly, that has no ability to see the image of God in these little fellow human beings, if he can't do that right, then he has no place in any station of government and we need to realize that he is an enemy of humanity."

And wouldn't you know it, he's a birther too. If the Democrats had a spine they would censure his ass, or at least call him out on national television.

Quote du Jour

"The national government will maintain and defend the foundations on which the power of our nation rests. It will offer strong protection to Christianity as the very basis of our collective morality.

Today Christians stand at the head of our country. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit. We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theatre, and in the press - in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during recent years."

--Adolf Hitler (My New Order, The Speeches of Adolf Hitler, 1922-1939", Vol. 1, pp. 871-872, Oxford University Press, London, 1942.)

Douche Bag of the Week: Chuck Norris

I have never really liked Chuck Norris: he has too much back hair, can't act for shit, uses karate, and is apparently nuttier than squirrel shit. As if backing Mike Huckabee in last year's election wasn't enough, he has been wanking poetic on World Nut Daily about how great the "nonpartisan" 9/12 movement is. But if that wasn't enough, he now thinks the "patriotic" thing to do is to... well... desecrate the flag? WTF?!?

As 9/12 concluded, we all heard many ways to keep this revolutionary movement going. But I was sitting back thinking there's one way we can take a daily stand and declare that, as for my me and my house, we will serve God and the republic as the founders did.

If that describes you, then I suggest you fly some revolutionary flag in lieu of your 50 star flag over the next year or so. Post the 13-star Betsy Ross flag, Navy Jack or Gadsden flag ("Don't Tread On Me") or any representation that tells the story of Old Glory and makes a stand for our founders' vision of America.

Yes, back to the good ole days when slavery was legal...

Of course patriots know that the 50 stars flag truly represents one nation under God and our founders' republic, but modernists simply don't get it.

I thought the 50 star flag stood for the fifty states in the union, you know, that thing numerous speakers and supporters of that tea-bagging movement have openly endorsed succeeding from? Oh, and "Under God" wasn't added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954. Not to mention our founding fathers had nothing to do with it. Do yourself a favor Chuck and Google the author of it, Francis Bellamy, a... wait for it... SOCIALIST!!! Of course, being a modernist, I just don't get any of it.

So what do you say we make a statement by flying a different flag, and educate our neighbors when they ask us, "Why are you flying that flag instead of the contemporary stars and stripes?" (If you insist on posting a modern U.S.A. flag too, then get one that has been tea stained, to show your solidarity with our founders).

So let me see if I get this straight. If a liberal burns a flag in protest or because they feel certain actions taken by certain leaders have desecrated the American flag (which is what you are supposed to do), that is unpatriotic. But if you are an ill-informed useful idiot who can't stand nine months of a black man in office then it is perfectly okay to desecrate an American flag by staining it with tea? Is there no idea too idiotic for you to shill for Chuck, or did you run out of exercise machines to sell?

Here's my idea for spending the rest of the stimulus: We use it to exhume and reanimate Bruce Lee to knock the stupid out of you. What do you think? I think the tax payers would love it.

Bullet Makers 'Working Overtime' in US

Excerpted from AOL News:

NEW ORLEANS (Sept. 23) - American bullet-makers are working around the clock, seven days a week, and still can't keep up with the nation's demand for ammunition.

Shooting ranges, gun dealers and bullet manufacturers say they have never seen such shortages. Bullets, especially for handguns, have been scarce for months because gun enthusiasts are stocking up on ammo, in part because they fear President Barack Obama and the Democratic-controlled Congress will pass antigun legislation — even though nothing specific has been proposed and the president last month signed a law allowing people to carry loaded guns in national parks.

Gun sales spiked when it became clear Obama would be elected a year ago and purchases continued to rise in his first few months of office. The FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Check System reported that 6.1 million background checks for gun sales were issued from January to May, an increase of 25.6 percent from the same period the year before.

I remember having an argument with an old friend in where I was telling him that it is looking increasingly like we may have another civil war. He reacted like I was crazy and didn't know what I was talking about. Flash forward to today with all AR-15 toting tea-baggers, Governors openly talking about secession, and the birthers, and I don't sound so damned crazy, do I? Maybe the left should should start embracing guns instead of thinking we can have a civil debate with these hand jobs.

Beck Refuses to Comment on What He Means by "White Culture": With Commentary by Me

Special thanks to Think Progress for video and transcript:

COURIC: A twitter question is, adrianinflorida: what do you mean by white culture?

BECK: Um, I, I don’t…

COURIC: You said he had a deep-seated hatred for the white culture, what is that? What is the white culture?

BECK: I guess it’s…gosh. I’m so tempted to make news here today.

Then do so and answer the god damned question.

COURIC: No no, I’m just curious, this was actually adrianinflorida.

BECK: What to do? What to do? Adrian, Go to glennbeck.com. Listen to it. You can hear all of it.

COURIC: No, but you didn’t really address white culture, I think, in your explanation about President Obama, I haven’t seen the whole show, but can you? Just for our purposes?

BECK: Just for your purposes? So this will be a little secret between us?

Stop playing coy and answer the damn question.

COURIC: No, for this show, can you explain what you mean by the white culture? Because some people say that sounds kind of racist.

BECK: Really? It’s amazing to me that, for the first time, I think in history somebody can ask a question and say, “Don’t you think that maybe we have several pieces here?”

Really? You think it is the first time in history someone asked a question so incoherrent and bat shit crazy?

We have several pieces; George Bush says my grandmother was a typical African-American that had, that had her views bred into her. You don’t think maybe we would ask questions about that comment?

George Bush is black?!? What does that have to do with the price of rice in China? Why not just answer the question and stop trying to move the goal posts?

How is it that the first time I think in history, you should check on it, somebody says, “Hey. There’s some red flags here maybe we should look at?” … How am I? How am I the target for asking questions?

COURIC: People just want to know. What is white culture?

BECK: I’m going to see if I can play your game. People just want to know.

Game? You mean journalism? You know, that thing the station you work for claims to engage in...

COURIC: You know, well, Adrian wants to know.

BECK: That’s good for Adrian.

Actually, it's great both for her and the general public to see how much of an unabashed dick you are. Thanks for playing Spanky.

COURIC: No but I mean it’s fine if you make a statement though, shouldn’t you be able to defend exactly what you mean by it. I’m not –

BECK: Katie, how many times have you said, how many times have you said something where you’re like, “I didn’t think. What’s white culture? I don’t know. What’s the white culture?”

What? What is the white culture? I don’t know how to answer that that’s not a trap.

COURIC: Mhmm.

BECK: You know what I mean?

Actually, I am sure she doesn't because Katie isn't a member of Stormfront, the Klu Klux Klan, Strom Thurmond's toadie brigade. or any other guano-insane institution that feels the need to protect the culture of the "white race."

COURIC: Yeah I’m not, I’m just, I’m not trying to trap you, I’m just, I think people wanted to know what that meant exactly.

BECK: Well we know Adrian does.

COURIC: Yeah, and you’re not going to answer her?

BECK: I’m not going to get into your sound bite gotcha game which we already are. We already are.

COURIC: No we’re actually, this is completely unedited so if you felt like you wanted to explain it, you have all the time in the world.

BECK: Mhmm.

COURIC: No? Don’t want to go there?

BECK: Nope.

Why not? Put up or shut up.

COURIC: But basically, you stand behind your assertion that in your view, President Obama is a racist.

BECK: I believe that Americans should ask themselves tough questions. Americans should turn over all the rocks and make their own decisions.

I agree, we should ask ourselves tough questions... How about we start by asking what you meant by "white culture", and then go from there?

Seriously?!?

So this is what America has come to: White trash vs. the rest of the country.

Uprising: NewVideo from Muse

Kirk Cameron's Origin of Species Redux

At first I was going to rip apart Kirk's hare-brained speech (Darwin thought up the big bang theory? Really?!?) but then I found that this young woman has done a much better job than I could ever have. That and her accent combined with her brain makes me harder than Chinese algebra. So enjoy, I know I will.

Wolf Blitzer bombs on Jeopardy

I knew Wolf was a stupid hack, but not this stupid. It just goes to show you.

Porn makes you Gay

This is Michael Schwartz, a staffer for Senator Tom Colburn (R), who has stumbled upon a theory that puts that hack Charles Darwin to shame. I'd restate it myself, but I feel I lack the sheer brilliance and eloquence needed to convey such... brilliance? See what I mean? So I will let the heir to Stephen Hawking speak for himself.
Via the Washington Independent:

“Pornography is a blight,” Schwartz told an audience in a crowded room of the Omni Shoreham hotel. “It is a disaster. It is one of those silent diseases in our society that we haven’t been able to overcome very well. Now, I may be getting politically incorrect here. And it’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre-adolescent boys, boys around 10 years of age. But it is my observation that boys of that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that’s because they don’t want to be that way. They don’t want to fall into it.”

Schwartz told the crowd about Jim Johnson, a friend of his who turned an old hotel into a hospice for gay men dying of AIDS. “One of the things he said to me,” said Schwartz, “that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark… he said ‘All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”

There were murmurs and gasps from the crowd. “Now, think about that,” said Schwartz. “And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants! You know, that’s a good comment, it’s a good point, and it’s a good thing to teach young people.”

Wow, so let me see if I get this straight (pardon the pun), those who watch a lot of pornography are more likely to be gay? Aside from being the douche bag of the week, this knob just may have to get a letter for me.

The Return of McCarthyism

Update, video taken down, no doubt from pressure from FOX "News", but you can still view the video here.

This video is for all the people I know who don't understand why I hate Glenn Beck. His shtick is old, and it embarrasses me that my fellow country men and women are falling for it all over again.

Obama on Kanye: "He's a jackass."

Obama, your my hero.

More Tea-bagging racism

I love how every time someone brings up the right's racist roots, they vehemently claim that they aren't and that the left is just playing the race card instead of addressing the "average American's" legitimate concerns... And then you see picture after picture like this:

Quote du Jour

"I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half."

--Jay Gould, Robber Baron extraordinaire

Jay knew a useful idiot when he saw one.

Why I am Buying a Gun

I was never a big fan of firearms, as I feel that cowards tend to hide behind them and I have always preferred a clean and surgically sharp blade. But as I increasingly see the crazies out there ie: tea-baggers and neo-confederates (almost one and the same at this point), I am increasingly feeling that owning a firearm is not a bad idea. These people are openly declaring a need for secession and revolution. In short bloodshed and anarchy.



Note how the guy is carrying an AK47: and claims he hopes it doesn't come to this. When was the last time you saw left wing protesters strapped, even though they are more likely to suffer beatings from the police or counter protesters. While many people are right to access this as a fracturing of the Republican party, I don't take much glee in it because this sort of instability is dangerous for our country. The last time we had social upheaval like this, our President, his brother, and a beloved civil rights leader was assassinated.

I found an interesting film by Max Blumenthal that chronicles the 9-12 march of these useful idiots.



I love the guy halfway through the short who demands that immigrants should learn English then holds up a sign with the word "Politicians are like dipers [sic] they need to be changed often and for the same reason." You can't make this stuff up.

Quote du Jour

Obama is a racist, Kenyan-born secret Muslim, communist; who is leading us down the road to fascism via his heathcare trojan horse which means death panels for grandma, veterans, republicans, and Wilford Brimley.

Seriously... Some people believe this.

--Mildly Brilliant

My rant on Tea-baggers

I originally did not want to post this: It is full of crude language, is unscripted and really doesn't have a point. Still, it does sum up how I feel about this astro-turf movement of useful idiots who are garnering so much attention of the so call liberal media as a group of patriotic concerned everyday Americans just looking out for their rights. But since no one else in the media is willing to say it, I guess I am going to have to. Special thanks to Justin for editing this travesty of a mockery of a sham.



This obviously before I shaved my head.

I amuse myself...

1.) What is your name?
I'd love to tell you but it is unpronounceable by a human tongue and impossible to express via your primitive alphabet.

2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?
Not really.

3.) What do you plan to buy in the future?
A shot gun.

4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?
From a girl I know.

5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own?
None.

6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?
Topher Grace's character.

7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?
Ask him to go get me some Tylenol-I'm hungover like a mother fucker.

8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus?
I think she represents the moral bankruptcy of the Disney corporation and the Christian conservative movement that buys into it. They are parading jailbait on national television and people wonder why we have so many sex offenders in this country. But it's okay because she's a Christian and has no problem judging other pop stars based on their indiscretions. And it all could have been avoided if millions of idiots hadn't bought that annoying Achy-Breaky Heart song. See? Bad music only leads to more. Are you happy now? Fuck you middle America, I'm talking to you!!!

9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right?
I am.

10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:
"Across the Universe" by The Beatles
"Dear Prudence" by The Beatles
"Go to California" by Led Zeppelin
"Watching the Wheels" by John Lennon
"Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd

11.) What was your favorite toy as a child?
My yellow Tonka dumptruck. My grandfather still has it in his shed.

12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?
I want the Darth Vader funeral, and not just a funeral pyre, but I want to be actually dressed up as Darth Vader. If possible, I want John Williams there... but, and I stress this, NO FUCKING EWOKS!!! Oh and kegs of cheap beer, if loved ones are gonna be drinking on my dime they are going to have to drink crap.

13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns?
Dinosaurs of course. Interestingly enough, I was such a dork I made "Tyrannosaurus Rex" made my extra credit spelling word in first grade.

14.) What is your favorite musical?
Les Miserables.

15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go?
Jeremy or Ryan's house.

16.) Do you play the Sims 2?
No.

17.) Do you think Harry Potter is at all immoral to read?
No. But it's all bullshit... wizards, magic, religion, aliens, ABBA...

18.) What do you think of Maroon 5?
I don't.

19.) What about Coldplay?
Viva la Vida is their best album.

20.) Fall Out Boy?
I like "I Don't Care", but that's about it.

21.) Katy Perry?
Who?

22.) How about The All-American Rejects?
Que?

23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents?
Yeah.

24.) The Wii or Xbox 360?
PS3

25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?
10/9?

26.) Do you know many Emily’s?
Not really.

27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?
I think the South Park episode pretty much sums up the way I feel about them and Disney corporation.

28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?
Yes on both counts.

29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?
The ones made from them... And Grasshoppers!!!

30.) Do you enjoy surveys?
I am obviously not being coerced into writing this, so what do you think?

31.) What do you hear at the moment?
My nephews are talking about some kid named Dakota who apparently smells like an ungodly circus clown's ass.

32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace?
They put cocaine in it?

33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?
I think they owe me money. But seriously, it depends on the drug. Stoners are tolerable, tweakers are not.

34.) Do you watch the Olympics?
Sometimes.

35.) What are your top five favorite stores?
The Apple Store.
The Liquor store.
Thrift stores.
Barnes & Noble.
Camping World.


36.) Do you like the new Weezer album?
It better than being kicked in the balls.

37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco
I didn't.

38.) What is the worst job you have ever had?
Busboy at Sizzler. I don't eat there anymore.

39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota?
no

40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV?
That Iranian girl dying.

41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on?
Billy Mays is sort of entertaining, especially considering he is dead and still trying to sell me shit at four am.

42.) What is your favorite Disney Show?
Que?

43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer?
Yes, and it is also an Adam Sandler movie that is actually funny and one I like. Somewhere in the universe there is a massive tear in spacetime.

44.) Top five reasons people rank things:
Think you're clever, don't you?

45.) Have you ever gone camping?
Yes, funny you should ask.

46.) What do you miss most about elementary school?
Actually enjoying it before I moved to Yucaipa.

47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet?
Look up porn. No, not really. It's worse than that... politics.

48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard?
Never had one.