I don't get it, I hate this dog. I do nothing but berate her, suggest she ought to play on Countyline Road, and threaten to call INS on her... But she is following me, trying to jump in my lap, constantly vying for attention... That I never give!!! Never will!!!
She smells like a fart. There is is nothing appealing about this half breed, she's a chiuahuah... Elongated and dumb as a bag of hammers, and yet...
I find myself feeling sorry for the abomination. It just wants to be loved, you can't hold that against it.
Still, she smells like radioactive butthole... Perhaps if I strapped twenty pine tree air fresheners and wore a HAZMAT suit I could bring myself to pet her.
Know of anyone who could offer a better home? My family doesn't want her, and for some damned reason I feel bad for her.
- Mildly Brilliant
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